willyzita

the-solitary-witch:

I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING. IF I STORED ALL MY SPELLS AND HERB AND STONE INFO ON AN E READER I COULD CALL IT MY…. NOOK OF SHADOWS.

iprayforangels:

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

cracked:

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shadyfriend:

today my nephew (who’s recently decided that he’s a wizard) came round and showed me his book of spells (a folded a4 piece of paper) - i looked at it expecting to see spells to turn people into frogs and to make you fly etc but the only thing he’d written was a spell to make people smile
and i think he must be a wizard because i smiled pretty big

lacigreen:

reminder that emotional abuse is just as real and just as inexcusable as physical abuse.

lacigreen:

reminder that emotional abuse is just as real and just as inexcusable as physical abuse.

heykahlee:

Why have a thigh gap when you can have a thigh clap?

nintendoggystyle:

shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)